Thursday, April 9, 2009

Friday Fragments!!!

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Friday Fragments?

Friday Fragments are bits and pieces of your week that are usually brief; too short for a stand-alone post, but too good to discard. Collect humorous observations, "Heard" items, and other small gems and put them together in a Friday Fragments post.

***** Dear Neighbor, Your bark all freakin' day Collie, which you apparently do not hear... is great! The new chihuahua I saw today you got makes me OH so happy! I just want to say Thank You. I also wish to note that since it's Spring break, and the children are out of school for these next two weeks, that I do believe that your child is definatley the next "American Idol!" Screaming... and I mean SCREAMING Eminem lyrics at 8 am this morning in total tone deafness gives a total shoe-in. And I do say... Eminem is the TOP choice of lyrics for all 7 year olds! It goes well with the Ghost Buster sound track that you play when you clean your house. (YES, that's right. The Ghost Busters.) Who you gonna call? Shoot me NOW!

***** Daughter of mine..... The Easter Bunny quit a few years ago. You WILL still receive a basket. this DOES NOT mean that while shopping tonight that I will pick out your things while you are WITH me so that you will see them now. GEEZ.

***** My 10 year old cat has decided that jumping on the table is OK. He has decided that drinking the water out of my floating candle votives is acceptable. The tablesppon of vinegar I am adding tonight to each one will surely surprise his tastebuds tonight. I'm assuming....

*****Why is it that I am the ONLY ONE in the house who can not turn on the TV? All I wished to do was see the weather. Apparently I needed to change it to 91. Push Audio, Push 3, channel up....etc. etc. Don't ON just work? UGH!


  1. LOL! My stepdad made me an Easter basket last year (even tho I'm an adult, it was still endearing). Only thing is, instead of colored real eggs, he put in those plastic eggs that you open up and filled them with...quarters!? uhm, what's that about?? ;->

  2. Your neighbors...unbelievable!! I cannot imagine having to put up with that!

    Loved the cat fragment; that one's going in a post I'm writing for tonight (a collection of favorites from today :) thanks for joining in this week! :)

  3. Our neighbors dog was doing that for awhile. Drove me nuts!